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“Elon Musk Becomes the World’s First Trillionaire”— The New York Times

If you laid a trillion one-dollar bills end-to-end, they’d stretch 96,906,656 miles—enough to wrap around the Earth 3,892 times, or reach the Sun and still have 3.9 million miles of cash to burn.

It would take Americans two hundred years to eat one trillion servings of microwave ramen.

A trillion one-dollar bills weighs about the same as five million grand pianos. Try squeezing those into your studio apartment and you’ll forfeit your security deposit. Also, the building would collapse into the Earth’s crust. ➡️

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