Check out the full piece at SOS: Satire or Something.

Hey Coach,

Or should I call you Mr. Thompson? Maybe “coach” feels too familiar, since we never really established a trainer-trainee dynamic.

It is now seven weeks after our eight-week tennis clinic ended. Enough time to rally my courage to reach out.

Yes, I’ve been dodging your texts, calls, and requests for payment—practicing that “fancy footwork” we talked about—but I’m finally ready to return your serve. ➡️

🔗 Keep reading on SOS: Satire or Something.