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Once, I was bright, vibrant, effervescent, and fresh. A Spring Mix cast in green and violet. Now, I am wilted, withered, deformed, and flaccid.

My dewy leaves, turned brown and ugly. My beauty stolen. My stems swollen. My nutrients neutralized. My romaine hearts, broken. I am a medley of lettuces — past my prime and putrefied.

You have killed me. ➡️

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