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“Pentagon puts Scouts ‘on notice’ over DEI and girl-centered policies.” —NPR.

In accordance with the Trump Administration’s inequality and exclusion initiatives, the Department of War has conducted an unasked-for compliance review of Scouting America. And guess what? Ya failed. DEI? Transgender membership? Female drivers at the Pinewood Derby? Listen up, campers, ‘cause Papa Pete’s making some tweaks. ➡️

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