welcome [and the simple rule]

OK, you found us. But we can't stress how imperative it is to keep us to yourself! It would be a pity if what happened to Bud happens to you as well. See, Bud couldn't keep a good thing to himself. And now he's got the blues:

I think I've made myself quite clear. But if you want to hear the rule direct from the horse's mouth, listen up and listen good:

 
OK, now that you've got that...go on in and let the games begin.